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Don't be shocked...you're not the only one that is confused..Welcome to Stealth Links' Wish da Mume website. This has all of the random, pointless, Wish da Mume-ish content on the Stealth Links Home website and much more!! If you were wondering where all of it went...well...you've found the right place.
What the heck is "Wish da Mume", anyway?
Well, it can be several things. In it's original Dummeese language, Mume refers to "dog" and "wish" refers to "squish". It also combines some Gansta language, as the "da" used means "the". So, translated into modern English, we find "Squish the Dog".
"Squish the Dog"? Yes. Or squishing the dog on the scruff of the neck to be precise. To Wish a Mume, simply put your hand on the Mumes two ears, place them on the Mume's Wishiness (scruff of neck), and squish all together. This creates a peaceful and satisfying illumination, condensing all troubles and chores into one, tiny, molecular, spec of dust (we cannot promise the relief of stress).
Thus inspiring many people, Wish da Mume has grown quite popular around the North Western part of the United States. It's also the big "to-do" around those parts.
What if I don't have a dog to squish?
There is but one solution, and one solution only. Take your arm out, make a grabbing-fist motion, and jiggle softly. Then, verbally proclaim "Hehhhhhhhhhhhhet!" or "Wish!". Use meaning throughout this process, and you will find inner peace. And yes, you are squishing midair.
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