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Mumes Verses Cats and Chickens (the biggest Politically correct page on this website)
This is a pure parody, nothing more. I hope I'm not offending anyone.
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Hey, get out, stupids!
Let's see who the dominant species is...
First, there cool rating: Cats 2/10000 Chickens 2/10000 Mumes: 10000/10
Cute rating: Cats 2/10000 Chickens 2/10000 Mumes: 10000/10
Smart rating: Cats 2/10000 Chickens 2/10000 Mumes: 10000/10
How can we prove it? Here is the analysis conducted by scientific craftsmen in order to promote the dominant species. (we're hoping you'll have no idea what that means and just nod your heads as you read on)
As you can see below, the Cat's paw is fundamentally deformed--
--YES, it is. Ignore the dumb cat: it doesn't know what it's talking about.
See the holes? That is one of the faults of the Cat--Hey, that's all fake!--Dumb cat(what he's saying is wrong, you know)!
Next one's feet are scrawny and have no use at all.
Look how pathetic it is! Also, you can see that there is a peace sign in the middle which always stands for inferior.
Now let us look at the Mumes superior Paw. In fact, Mumes paws are so superior that they must be called "baws".
As you can easily see, Mumes Baws are quite elegant and perfect.
What is the inferior species? Well I'm sorry, but I believe the cat has lost. It is the inferior species.
THE MORAL: Cat's are not as good as Mumes.
Hey! You didn't prove anything! 
Not one of these "facts" are true!
Oh zip it, stupid chicken and cat. You don't know anything.
This is a pure parody, nothing more. I hope I'm not offending anyone.
/vs/ &Hey, get out, stupids!
Let's see who the dominant species is...
First, there cool rating: Cats 2/10000 Chickens 2/10000 Mumes: 10000/10
Cute rating: Cats 2/10000 Chickens 2/10000 Mumes: 10000/10
Smart rating: Cats 2/10000 Chickens 2/10000 Mumes: 10000/10
How can we prove it? Here is the analysis conducted by scientific craftsmen in order to promote the dominant species. (we're hoping you'll have no idea what that means and just nod your heads as you read on)
As you can see below, the Cat's paw is fundamentally deformed--
--YES, it is. Ignore the dumb cat: it doesn't know what it's talking about.See the holes? That is one of the faults of the Cat--Hey, that's all fake!--Dumb cat(what he's saying is wrong, you know)!Next one's feet are scrawny and have no use at all.
Look how pathetic it is! Also, you can see that there is a peace sign in the middle which always stands for inferior. Now let us look at the Mumes superior Paw. In fact, Mumes paws are so superior that they must be called "baws".
As you can easily see, Mumes Baws are quite elegant and perfect. What is the inferior species? Well I'm sorry, but I believe the cat has lost. It is the inferior species.
THE MORAL: Cat's are not as good as Mumes.
Hey! You didn't prove anything! Not one of these "facts" are true!Oh zip it, stupid chicken and cat. You don't know anything.
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